me: [overhearing friend listing names/identities on skype chat in the other room, and then raising my voice to comment from behind a wall] Why is my name being mentioned?
her: [also raising her voice to reply through the wall] I was saying that you’re ace, and we’re playing gay bingo, so that’s worth a certain amount of points.
me: I mean, I, I guess that’s worth being outed for, but — [loud sputtering/incoherent reaction]
her: I can’t hear what’s happening, but I think I just started an argument.
me: No, no, I’m trying to warn you.
her: About what?
me: About the danger.
her: The danger?
me: Of saying that me being ace has any gay points. You’ll be excommunicated.
her: Excommunicated from what? Being gay?
me: Yes.
The Ace Theist 