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Highlights from Evangelical Christian sex manuals, taken from Lewis and Brissett’s article:

  • Christians Have More Sex
  • Christians Have Better Sex
  • Christian Women Have More Orgasms
  • Having Sex is a Way of Worshiping God
  • The Bible Says Thou Shalt Use Foreplay
  • For Best Results, Pray Before Sex
  • Please Be Hygienic
  • Have You Considered Buying Your Pastor and His Wife a Vibrator?
  • Try Curing Impotence with Prayer
  • Remember to Have Fun!
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