A couple of years ago, I wanted to get a present for another equestrian, so I decided I’d get a fragrance thing that smelled like leather (like a saddle), as kind of a joke.
Looking through Demeter’s catalog, I actually found several different leather scents to choose from — Leather, Saddle, and Riding Crop. Nice.
I investigated them each, thinking Riding Crop would be just as appropriate as Saddle…
…and on the item page, the preview image showed a woman’s tall high-heeled boot next to the bottle, and the item description calls its name “a naughty name” for a fragrance.
The name of the fragrance is Riding Crop. That’s it. That’s all.
Riding crops aren’t “naughty,” though. I know they’re associated with sexual BDSM, but riding crops aren’t inherently naughty. That’s like saying a set of car keys is naughty.
Here I am trying to buy horse-themed gifts and y’all are making this awkward.