why can’t the heteros just
take a day off
stop doing the romo/sex for once during every zombie apocalypse
and it would have been fine except I loved everything else about this book and then the one Good-Hearted character of adult age went and mouthkissed the Absolute Terrible Misanthrope With No Morals whom she hates? Because? Straighters gotta straight? Even when there’s literally every reason for them not to. Every single reason you can fathom. The Show Must Go On.
If romo/sex is some sandpit that every character must fall into then no wonder I’m unfathomable. No wonder. No wonder I’m shaking again.