Me, one minute: It’s a cold world out there, but luckily, I, a wise and fortunate ace, can see through the nefarious forces in my life and make myself immune to their detrimental impacts on the psyche.
Me, later, in a different context: Why am I reacting negatively to this? It doesn’t make any sense to react negatively to this. You’re not supposed to react negatively to this. Why is this such a big deal? What’s wrong with me? No no no no no NO